My name is Lauren. I'm 20, I go to college, and am stuck in a rut. I reblog porn, Saw, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Spartacus, Once Upon a Time, and whatever I feel at the time. I don't follow back unless I like your blog. I have two cats and a writing obsession.
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"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JESUS DIED
Well that escalated quickly.
Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness
As are toiletries!
I would also advice NOT to buy wool socks because yes, they are warm, but wool shrinks very easily, some people are allergic to wool, and wet wool is one of the most uncomfortable things in the world.
Thick cotton socks would be best, they’d last the longest and be the easiest to take care of and clean.
Cotton is best. Always cotton
I feel the need to STRESS the necessity of socks. For the event AMOK through Random Acts this year, we went to DTLA to pass out donations. At one point we basically ran out and some of us broke off from the group to buy some more items. We ended up at a convenience store that had two boxes of cotton socks. We bought them and as we were walking one man asked us if we had socks. And we said “Yes.” and gave him a pair and then suddenly we were surrounded by individuals all asking for socks. We were out of socks in a few moments. I can say from personal experience that socks were the most important article of clothing that they wanted.
And as far as toiletries go, tampons. TAMPONS AND PADS. One woman was so excited, gracious, and thankful to receive tampons and pads, as it is a donation that seems to be overlooked. So please, of donations that could be given, while all articles of clothing and food and other necessities are more than welcome, socks and tampons and pads are largely needed.
kittenball asked: Thor and Loki sexting
Thor/AOA!Loki. Sorta explicit. 350 words.
"Can I borrow your phone?" Loki asks one day, appearing next to Thor out of nowhere.
They are on the city streets, in the midst of gunfire. Thor thinks it must be only appropriate to run into his teenage brother in the middle of chaos. He and the Avengers are trying to stop a villain – one that Thor suddenly hopes his brother isn’t working with.
"Is this your doing?" Thor asks, confused, but gives Loki his phone.
"If you truly thought so, your hands would be around my neck right now," Loki teases, his fingers flying across the screen. When he finishes, he notices that Thor is still staring at him with distrust. He rolls his eyes. "For the record, no. I just like to watch.”
Thor is displeased. “You like to watch all this fighting?”
"No, stupid," Loki locks Thor’s phone and slips it back into a tight pocket in Thor’s trousers. "I like to watch you.” And then he saunters off, all long limbs and swaying hips that leave Thor distracted for the rest of the day.
Later, he figures out what Loki did with his phone when he gets a text.
From: Loki [10:44 pm]
Are you alone?
Thor stares at the text for a while. As much as he loves his brother, he can’t let himself trust him anymore.
From: Thor [10:47pm]
Loki’s response comes quickly.
From: Loki [10:49pm]
Bc I want you to do exactly what I’m doing rn
From: Thor [10:50pm]
And that is?
From: Loki [10:52pm]
Running my hand over my dick, wishing it was u touching me
A minute later, there is a photo message.
Thor never texts him back.
Ten minutes later he’s at Loki’s Manhattan apartment, greeted at the door by a very miffed Loki. He kisses away Loki’s angry scowl. Then uses his hands on Loki, and his lips, tongue, and cock.
"You weren’t supposed to come over, you idiot," Loki says hours later, but he’s too tired and sated to actually be angry at his stupid brother.
Thor never does quite get the hang of sexting.